Some days, the good shit just keeps comin’. Take today for instance- it’s only lunch and these gems have already rollllled off various tongues.
7.22am (via BBM)
X: I fart in your general direction
Me: I hadouken it back at you
X: I fart under your blankets
Me: During an interracial cuddle? That’s just poor form.
X: I spoon alone.
X: I fork [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Pearls of Wisdom’
QuoteS of the day.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Friends, Funny, Pearls of Wisdom on December 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My sentiments exactly..
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Pearls of Wisdom, Read on November 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
From here, as part of a longer, very excellent, very cute photo article on farm living, food, the simple life, thanksgiving, democracy.. the unifying theme a question on why we eat so much fast food and eat food so fast.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
-Cicero
Hits home
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Pearls of Wisdom, Right about now, Thoughts on November 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A good, resonating read, which adequately describes what so many people my age seem to be going through. And seeing as how i think about nothing but quitting my job and writing for the rest of my life (which i know will be a terrible decision but still can’t stop entertaining the thought.. fool) for [...]
Made my day
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Funny, Pearls of Wisdom on November 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
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from @vilain, whom i miss.
When it rains it pours
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged oneminuterants, Pearls of Wisdom on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Very much like the accumulated emails waiting in your blissfully untouched inbox when you return from vacation, men and boys past and present seem to rear their heads from relative dormancy all at the same time with their words, whether hiding behind the undeserved protection of emails or texts, the advantageous informality of bbm, or [...]
Back and not quite so ready to rumble
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Pearls of Wisdom, Read, Travel on November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Nothing like being hauled into your boss’ office and grilled like shish kebab your first day back on numbers you went on holiday to forget. Alas! Not so lucky. So much for easing back into the grind, more like thrown right back into the pummelling machine.
Few things to me are as rejuvenating as a good read, and good English, which I [...]
Bali, and then some
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Pearls of Wisdom, Read, Travel on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am a bit too excited for this short jaunt, perhaps even more so than the bride herself – i just want to get away!
I raided my bookshelf last night in search of this book following a surge of unexplainable desire to read some eloquent gore blood and mystery:
But realised much later, after making a huge [...]
