QuoteS of the day.

Some days, the good shit just keeps comin’. Take today for instance- it’s only lunch and these gems have already rollllled off various tongues.
7.22am (via BBM)
X: I fart in your general direction
Me: I hadouken it back at you
X: I fart under your blankets
Me: During an interracial cuddle? That’s just poor form.
X: I spoon alone.
X: I fork [...]

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Weekend quotable

“I’m not being rude, I’m just being INFP.”
“Hell is other people.. at breakfast.”

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Retarded weekend

On Friday I dispensed platidudinal pearls of wisdom in a drunken stupor, and in the follow up conversation where companions tried to piece together the events of the evening, I elicited the comment “You stumped me with your complexity.” WA LAU! For better or worse, I was rather chuffed. hahaha. Recant of interaction below, bear in [...]

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Made my day

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from @vilain, whom i miss.

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Ravenous

I could friggin’ eat a cow. Scratch that. I just want oodles of noodles and buckets of steamed rice and pasta that goes for miles.  The carb monster must be fed.

HAHAHA. i love this shot. that isn’t me by the way. but suffice to say that i hang out with people who understand my sentiments. hunger [...]

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