Some days, the good shit just keeps comin’. Take today for instance- it’s only lunch and these gems have already rollllled off various tongues. 7.22am (via BBM) X: I fart in your general direction Me: I hadouken it back at you X: I fart under your blankets Me: During an interracial cuddle? That’s just poor form. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Friends’
QuoteS of the day.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Friends, Funny, Pearls of Wisdom on December 4, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Retarded weekend
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Friends, Funny on November 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
On Friday I dispensed platidudinal pearls of wisdom in a drunken stupor, and in the follow up conversation where companions tried to piece together the events of the evening, I elicited the comment “You stumped me with your complexity.” WA LAU! For better or worse, I was rather chuffed. hahaha. Recant of interaction below, bear in [...]
have you ever seen someone
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Friends, Thoughts, Work on November 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
so happy to be with her colleagues?! and yet, itching to get the hell out- true sentiments masked by hyperbolic proclamations of ‘taking over the world’, which of course, no one believes.
Small things that make my morning
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Art, Friends on November 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You can’t see it, but the name of the drawing is awkward poultry, apparently inspired by yours truly. And a nice little post-it (You see me? I see you… ♥ me) to boot.
Ravenous
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Food, Friends, Funny on November 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I could friggin’ eat a cow. Scratch that. I just want oodles of noodles and buckets of steamed rice and pasta that goes for miles. The carb monster must be fed. HAHAHA. i love this shot. that isn’t me by the way. but suffice to say that i hang out with people who understand my sentiments. [...]
